"Греческая Смаковница" (16+)

"Греческая Смаковница" (16+)

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©лепой
What language is смАковница written in? In Greek - Συκιά. In Latin - ficus. In Russian, смОковница... What grades did you get in botany at school? A fig tree is a fig tree = ИНЖИР ;)))

©лепой
If “Greek Fig Tree” +16 is a porn film, then it is still written in Russian with an “O”

OKazik
@Andere, от слова СМАК ))
©лепой
@OKazik, Repin's painting "They Sailed".
“Смак” is a Ukrainian word. Article 275 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation This is what it means to smoke joints behind the school toilet during native speech lessons. ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
OKazik
@Andere, nein, Sir. смак - вкус. смаковать - наслаждаться изысканной едой (с "изюменкой") )) и никаких туалетов )))
©лепой
@OKazik ,смак - вкус
in Ukrainian

с "изюмЕнкой" ???
Horror (((
Ignorance does not relieve you of responsibility.
Well, that's okay. If you were imprisoned earlier, you will be released earlier

OKazik
@Andere, изюмЕнка - есть сущонная, сморшеная смАковница ))
©лепой
@OKazik, Someone АС (probably a pilot) wrote: “Мы все учились понемногу. Чему ни-будь и как ни-будь..." Judging by the last name, "ДЕТГИЗ" is some kind of Jew


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But you have the right to remain silent; everything you say will be turned against you.))))
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I read you your license and now you can drive a car. Without passing the exam )))))))))))))))))
OKazik
@Andere, thanks..... clutch. ignition. the turn signal. first speed. gas, smoothly releasing.... ПОЕХАЛИ!.... жжжжжжжжжж жжжжжж жжж жжжжжжжжжж )))))))))
©лепой
@OKazik, He said : ПОЕХАЛИ!
And off he went. в ЗАПОЙ )))
OKazik
@Andere,
побывавши в космосе
прилетел домой
©лепой
@OKazik, Belka and Strelka also flew home without coughing.))
Gagarin became a symbol of Homo Sapiens (because Titov got sick) Gagarin had a dazzling smile and he was a guy from the VILLAGE. Gagarin was the first of those who flew into space and returned ALIVE (about whom it is not customary to talk about). Gararin died on the ground during a drunken flight. They talk about it, but... in a whisper)
OKazik
@Andere, "побывавши в космосе" ..... здесь "космос" - это состояние опьянения, когда закрывая глаза начинается сильное головокружение )...... (типа - разговорное, жаргон)
©лепой
@OKazik, Lepila, kogo ty lechish' za russkiy razgovornyy zhargon? Ty voobshche to po feni botayesh'? A u menya tri khodki po bespredelu ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
OKazik
@Andere, это поли-смысловая поэзия братан )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
OKazik
@Andere, так-же, как и "поехали" - когда разлили водку по стаканам - "ну, поехали" ))))
©лепой
@OKazik, Don't touch me Old lady, I'm sad ))

OKazik
@Andere, ..................................................................................