Морской собор

Once upon a time, long ago and untruely, I wished to a taxi driver: “No nail, no club!” He thought I was a terrorist and called the police.

Where??? There will be nails on the roads of Europe. Coming out of the police station (it was raining), I sang - “Let pedestrians run clumsily through the puddles...” They called an ambulance - The roads here are dry even in the rain. ;)